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marvelized:

I think the marvel snipers called him last week

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Melanie Martinez

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accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit


  • things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

zaptap:

tfw nintendo completely ignores mothers 25th anniversary

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milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

genderfluid-robot:

cyberjock:

looking for someone to pay me for being average at videogames

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lady-z13:

make me choose

zenjestrr asked: Zelda or Morrigan

karenstarrs:

  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS

avatarjenny:

#i know this is supposed to be super cute #but i look at the bottom right gif of aang #and it looks like he’s staring up at his arrow and not zuko #like he’s thinking “at first i was sad but then i remembered i have a pretty blue arrow on my forehead” #”and it will never leave me” #”so life is good”

officialbaio:

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dormir.